“Look, just give me some inner peace, or I’ll mop the floor with you!” Homer, to the Space Coyote.
Waiting for the band at the new rehearsal space. Pretty sure I’m hearing gunshots.
Kevin wants steak. http://airme.us/z14d2
How we do steak ‘round here: olive oil, salt. And a little pepper. Oh, and teriyaki! http://airme.us/z14d1
In an SEO strategy conference call and forgot the holy water. Sigh… I suppose that I better get used to saying “Hail Satan…”
If someone asks me if The Mall fills me with existential dread, or makes me fear for America’s future, I would have to say: both.
John McCain is poisoned by his own ambition. Careful, John, your true political colors are showing (and they’re ugly!) http://is.gd/4mJr
An email from a caterer suggested I could raise company moral w/ a holiday event. Morale is one thing, but I guess we could raise moral too.
It was my duty to be managerial and professional, but it’s never easy. (Unless by phone or text message, but that’s just not classy.)
It’s the time of year for Pumpkin muffins. You may say they promote regularity… I say they frickin’ guarantee it.
trying to pick an SEO vendor. It’s like trying to decide on the best astrologer. All voodoo. I’m ready to pick one out of a hat and move on.
going to a vendor meeting. No, I don’t want their voip service… I want the free ipod and afternoon out of the office. That’s fair, yes?
There is a blimp over my house. Seriously. http://twitpic.com/f6wa
My oldest friend found a photo of himself attached to an Onion article: http://is.gd/3qPt The question is, shouldn’t they owe him something?
$23.90 coffee this morning. $3.90 for the coffee, $20.00 for the parking ticket.
The soda machine is down to diet mountain dew & diet pepsi. I’m not getting my daily sugar allowance (and it’s making me cranky.)