April 2013
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taekoyasuhiro:
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“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” - Matt Groening
December 2012
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July 2012
1 post
Violence
From my letter to my best Australian friend:
Thinking a lot about the horrific massacre in the Colorado movie theater last night. I wouldn’t say I’m struggling with it. I know these things happen in modern-day America. I’m thankful it wasn’t worse (bad though it is.) I look for silver linings, and I think these things do generate more discussion. Although we’ve had a few decades of this...
May 2012
2 posts
March 2012
1 post
“Next up I’m going to mess around with clothing a bit. There are a few...”
– Bay 12 Games: Dwarf Fortress
February 2012
0 posts
January 2012
5 posts
“To keep the possibility alive of making further cuts to state health programs,...”
– Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, reporting that after months of the Walker administration claiming to have balanced the budget, they are now claiming a deficit. (via quickhits)
To which I add: Wisconsin can’t get rid of this clown fast enough. - chrisash
September 2011
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July 2011
1 post
Social Media Wariness
I like social media. I’ve made good friendships with people I would otherwise never meet. I’ve strengthened relationships with people I never get to see. (And yes, I’ve destroyed at least one perfectly beautiful friendship.) Yet with the advent of Google+, I’m feel like stepping back. I’m not eschewing social connections; I like the connections. I’m...
May 2011
3 posts
Every site I use needs to implement this
Kudos to mlkshk for implementing a feature I’ve always wished to have: an indicator of where I started reading last. This would make Facebook much more tolerable. Posted via email from Chris Ash | Comment »
Reading list for May 12, 2011
Here are some interesting and thought-provoking stories for today. They’re presented in ascending order of length and importance. Funny how that works. SCIENCE // They claim there ought to be things in our universe that pre-date the Big Bang. POLITICS // Paul Krugman, on what passes for adult conversation in Washington, D.C. It makes me wonder what it would take to elect people who would...
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
Warning Signs
A very sure warning sign that you are running with strange company on Amazon: Hmm… but that IS a pretty good price on WWII Soviet Gas Masks… Posted via email from chrisash’s posterous | Comment »
November 2010
1 post
Private Party
El Donk is rarely hired to play private parties, weddings, or bar mitzvahs. Tonight is a rare exception. Posted via email from chrisash’s posterous | Comment »
July 2010
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2 Deloreans in a week?!
Seriously. I’m surprised they’re even still drivable in Wisconsin. -chris Posted via email from chrisash’s posterous | Comment »
June 2010
2 posts
It's a... Buick?
via thecoolist.com This may be the only Buick that ever interested me. I love everything about it; the impracticality, the curves. Gorgeous! Posted via web from chrisash’s posterous | Comment »
Some cool skate decks for sale at this show
This one is mine. ($150 ???) Posted via email from chrisash’s posterous | Comment »
May 2010
1 post
Comment Disabler
When you spend a lot of time reading on the internet, you forget to ignore comments on articles. I do, at least. What this means is that sometimes you run into comments that are really hilarious (while still being offensive.) Like this one. So what I need is a couple of developers who have experience with plug-in design. Hell, if we have to use kickstarter to get this project moving, I’ll...
February 2010
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How many camels is my girlfriend worth?
Lovely lady humps are so two-thousand and late. Sorry, buddy. Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page via autocompleteme.com How many camels is my girlfriend worth? Well, if you need to know the answer, there are 58,500 results to answer that question. 58,501 after this one, I guess. Autocompleteme.com catalogues the amazing nuggets of search joy to be found with...
January 2010
13 posts
My Predictions for Apple's tablet announcement
Assuming apple announces a tablet tomorrow, here are my predictions… Tablet Has a Tactile Keyboard: Wrong Apple Tablet SDK Announced: Partially Correct Tablet Has Docking Mechanism: Correct Apple Tablet Announced: Correct Tablet Has TV Content: Partially Correct Tablet Plays Video Content: Correct Tablet Apps Only from the App Store: Wrong Tablet Has Textbook Content: Partially...
Well, Excuse Me
via frkncngz.com I become more like Homer every day. I should perhaps be scared of this, but it’s also one of my flaws that I don’t work on. Posted via web from chrisash’s posterous | Comment »
Interesting take on the possibility of impeaching the Supreme Court after last week’s decision: http://tr.im/LybF
How wake-up/piss-off the cat, part 43: whistle. It can be anything, in tune or out.
RT @chriscurve: Smart. These ads will put a smile on your face. http://spyrestudios.com/hilarious-print-ads/
So when you see me on the real, formin’ like Voltron, remember I got deep like a navy seal.
Are Plants Really Using Quantum Entanglement In...
via io9.com Quantum entanglement is far, FAR over my head in terms of my technical understanding, but that doesn’t stop me from geeking-out on how it may apply to photosynthesis! Read the article to get a quick description of quantum entanglement and how it may apply to the miracle of photosynthesis. Posted via web from chrisash’s posterous | Comment »
Music Update 20100119
It’s a musical kind of night, and I feel motivated to alert you of my thoughts on a few items you may have missed. We will cover unusual territory, but be not afraid. I’ve got your back. 1) Wu-Tang vs. The Beatles - Enter the Magical Mystery Chambers**** - http://wutangvsthebeatles.bandcamp.com/ | Free Download (!) I just found this tonight, and it’s unbelievably awesome. If you...
Let it be known: I was craving fried cheese curds, but I ordered the salad. (Full disclosure: the salad had bacon in it.)
RT @chockenberry: All you tech dudes need to take a step back and look at normal people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4MwTvtyrUQ
Catching up on Heroes. It turns out that this show’s superpower is the ability to slow time and plot.
What a crazy freaking day! I’m so glad this week is a short wee… oh, crap.
2010 was supposed to be the year we make contact, and we haven’t even found the stupid monolith yet. Let’s step it up, people.
December 2009
20 posts
There’s something very satisfying about closing Excel the last time for the week.
I must now venture forth. I don’t know what hazards await, or what fate will befall me—but I shall procure a butterburger.
RT @ebertchicago: Cable news is blowing the enormous story out of Iran. Andrew Sullivan has awesome coverage and insights. http://j.mp …
This is as close to a Christmas video as I will post today. I get chills EVERY TIME at around 2:12.
http://bit.ly/7ZdaBn
Not a lot of work getting done around here. Just overheard a coworker to say: “Sexual Harassment will not be tolerated, it will be graded.”
Glitched into listening to the charter communications break room for the last 5 minutes. Not rampantly professional in there.
If this is representative of the U.S. strategy in Afghanistan, then it’s okay with me if we stay another 10 years. - http://ow.ly/MNiR
In truth, this latest installment should be tilted “Harry Potter and the Awkward Silences.”
RT @ebertchicago: My suggested name for the decade now ending: The Zeros.
I figured out why I’m in such a good mood… today is New Urinal Puck Day!
I don’t often say this… But the roads are treacherous.
